Get Real and Get On a Reality Show!
Have you ever wanted to be on a reality show? Admit it. Your life has drama. Maybe not as much as a Real Housewife, but enough to score the “friend of” spot on the show. Many have said reality TV it’s a phase, but so was rock and roll and television. The concept of reality TV is here to stay so when are you going to try out for one? Some come with cash prizes or free home repairs. Who wouldn’t sign up for that?
The problem is not all reality shows are Emmy winners. Some require us to abandon all integrity and suspend our common sense. But since everyone will have their 15 minutes of fame, why not take charge of how and when you you spend that 15 minutes? Here are some fun, new reality shows to consider:
You’ve heard of trainwreck – well this is planewreck! What a fabulous disaster, especially in times of turbulence – which should be the subtitle for this little gem of reality show. They say you really get to know someone when you travel with them, but who wants to get to know someone this quickly anyway? If you do, here’s what producers are looking for:
Singles will get paired with their “one” by way of a matchmaker, then get to travel for 6 weeks with them around the world sharing experiences together and hopefully falling in love. If you love to travel and are looking for the one, this show is for you!
And if you’re vapid, even better!
Stuck in a rut? Then you are in luck! There’s a new show to help you decide, with the help of “professionals,” if it’s time to kick your partner to the curb. Generally if you are considering this – the answer is yes. But if you want to be really sure, here’s what producers looking for:
Is your relationship in crisis? Do you need help moving to the next level? Have you dealt with infidelity? Is jealousy ruining your relationship? Is your fear of the singles scene keeping you in a dead end relationship? Do you want professional advice to help you decide if it’s time to move on? If you answered YES to any of the above questions and live in the LA area, then we want to hear from you!
And if you don’t live there, just relocate. Talk about crisis!
Unfortunately this show is about finding a lost love, but just think of the possibilities of this show. Who doesn’t want a do-over somewhere in life? Did you get too drunk at your sister’s wedding or crash and burn at a job interview? And what about that time you caught your cheating boyfriend and said nothing – how’d you like a second change at that one? But that’s not what this show is about. Yawn. Here’s what they are seeking.
Sometimes it happens where a #relationship ends before it’s time, and you know you could make it work if you just had one more chance, sometimes all it takes is one honest conversation to rekindle the love you know is still there. This is your opportunity for a second chance with the one who got away.
Or, this is your chance to really hurt another individual who’s now in a relationship with the one-who-got-away while you try and convince them to dump their new love. Special.
Read the promo first, then we’ll talk.
Now casting single men and women who are in the Chicago area for a bold new love experiment. Do you have the life you’ve always imagined but are still looking for love? Are you fed up with swiping right and still coming up empty? Are you willing to do anything to find the love of your life? If this speaks to you, trade in Chicago’s 100 days of summer for a lifetime of love by moving into a luxury estate with your potential soulmate!
I’m sorry, but how is living on an estate for the summer related to being courageous? Are there spiders? Will you be jumping from the fifth story balcony? I’d be wary of the “willing to do anything” clause. The producers of this show are the same idiots cleaver people who came up with “Married at First Sight.” Tread with caution on this one if you’re between the ages of 27–40. (Y’all know the 40 is for men only, right?)
You’ve heard of Worst Cooks in America? Because that was such a monster hit it’s only natural there would be a spin off. Think of the opportunities with this theme: Worst Grillers, Worst Fryers, Worst Roasters, Worst Boilers. Endless. But f you’re interested in proving you’re a horrible bakers to all of America, here’s what they want:
Do you love to bake but hate what you make? Do you wish you could turn your cake fails into pastry perfection? Two celebrity chefs will lead a team of rugged recruits through a heated kitchen battle of sweet and savory bakes. The recruit with the most impressive transformation will receive $25,000!
Now that’s what I’m talking about. Cash money! If you’re going to sign up for a reality show, pick one that no matter how ridiculous you come off you are doing good for your yourself, your family or the world. There are many more reality shows to choose from, though it helps if you live in the Los Angeles area. But the good news is talent is not required. So good luck getting on that show!
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