Five Gals Walk Into a Dive Bar

Have you heard this one before? Five gals walk into a dive bar? Actually, this bar we walked into was not as nice as a dive bar – more of a shithole. The kind that has no windows, a low ceiling, and bar flies straight out of a Stephen King novel. Why? Good question. Let’s see. It was a dark and stormy afternoon. Our plans to fish at the beach were drenched, yet our thirsts were not.

From the outside, the above ground cave was painted in cheery pastels, but we knew it wasn’t a bar we’d stop by if not for our numbers. Our goal was to go i n have one shot and go, but the bartender with rotting teeth informed us they had no hard liquor, just beer, wine and setups. We’ll take five beers, please. Everyone drink fast.

The regulars were curious about us and approached, circling us like we were aliens from another planet called The Living. Where did we come from? What were we doing there? Good question. But sometimes you want to go where everyone knows your name…

Just kidding, this place definitely wasn’t “Cheers” but they were glad we stopped by because we were a breath of fresh air. And that’s what’s great about hanging out with your girlfriends. Who else can you laugh with about our lapses in judgment and chalk it up to a great time? If you don’t have women in your life that you can do this with, go out at find them now, here’s the recipe of what you’re looking for:

1 part – Loves to have fun

2 parts – Doesn’t judge

Mixed with – Lots of laughter

And a dash of – Can do attitude

Serve in a glass that’s half full!

How easy is that? You probably thought there was going to be a long list of ingredients. Nope. That would clearly take too long and make you a judgmental person – which is what we don’t want. But here’s is the entire joke:

Five women walk into a dive bar. They chug they’re beer as fast as they can and the bartender with rotting teeth says, “Dang, why you girls drinking so fast.” The five women say, “No reason” and leave feeling as if they’ve kicked butt, and didn’t take any names.

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