Three Cheers for Magnesium!
Did you know that magnesium is one of our most abundant elements in the universe? It’s literally stardust. Scientists have discovered “exciting” news about magnesium’s vital function to our bodies. Not only do they assist with our energy, muscles, nerves, proteins, enzyme activities, heart rates, and insulin regulators, this miracle cure also provides the same benefits to animals and plants.
But wait! There’s even more “exciting” news about magnesium’s magnetic charm. Neuroscientists in US and China are suggesting that delivering magnesium to the brain “may reverse cognitive deficits” associated with Alzheimer’s disease.
The scientists involved in the study gave these explanations after learning the results.
“Science can’t explain everything. Sometimes you’ve just gotta believe in a little fairy dust.”
“My conclusion is different. We need to discontinue being such a sterile society. We’re creating super bugs. It’s okay to be a little messy, despite what my wife keeps nagging me about.”
To investigate further, MCT went to the local grocery store to get the citizen’s response to the benefits of magnesium.
“I’m way ahead of you. My G-Ma is totally hunched. I’m like totally going to start taking the pills in ten years, when I’m old.”
“My guru told me all we need we can get from plants. He thinks the government is purposely making people get addicted to pills because the pharmaceutical companies are in the feds back pockets and that’s why they won’t legalize marijuana. But I don’t know what he’s talking about.”
“Yo, so what’s in this stardust? Can I snort it?”